The two fine, All-American Boxers pictured below are Herbert Hoover and the Bruiser Boxer. They favor limited government and lower taxes. If they were human, they would vote Republican. They dream of biting Osama Bin Laden in the posterior, and of wading into crowds of European peace demonstrators with jaws bared. Their ultimate desire is to have Whoopi Goldberg by the liberal, Clinton-loving throat.

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